How to Get a Man
I ain’t goin to no clubs.
I ain’t sittin on bar stools.
If you want to be successful
Then you got to break some rules.
Got my hat
Got my gloves
Got my bible and my fan.
I’m going to the church.
Gonna get myself a man.
He can be short.
He can be tall.
Maybe fat
Even bald.
Can’t be a miser
Got to have a tither.
Give a tenth to the Lord
But the rest is mine.
While he’s at prayer meeting
I’ll have a shopping good time.
Seen a deacon
He was speakin
‘Bout heaven and hell.
He was winkin
I was thinkin
But it’s too soon to tell.
Gonna check his left forth finger
When I go shake his hand.
I’ll be so sweet He won’t retreat.
I think I just found my man.
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